That Rustling Noise You Heard?

I’m kind of scared of Mondays that don’t start with a whipping and end up in a bloody massacre of Things That Need Immediate Doing, the losers of that battle limping off into the horizon under the banner of The Things Waiting For Me On Tuesday.

So I’m trying to . . . → Read More: That Rustling Noise You Heard?

Introducing: Marge. Large Marge. Beautiful, Marvelous Marge!

Now welcoming to the Other Such family:  Marge. Marge is large.  Large Marge. Beautiful largeness, seating for at least eight (more if we surround her with other chairs). She is the one I knew I would meet someday.  The one for whom I secretly saved.  The one that when I happened upon her, I . . . → Read More: Introducing: Marge. Large Marge. Beautiful, Marvelous Marge!