The Apoocalypse

See, I was planning to come over here and tell you about something.  But I got all smartsy and tossed out a status update, thusly:

And do you know what happened within ten minutes of that?

Poonami.

Poonado.

Pooricane.

. . . → Read More: The Apoocalypse

One Emoticonversationalist to Another? Yepperdiddlydoo

I’m a little bit maybe getting whipped by the frenzy of the rental market right now, whipped being defined as no-free-time-for-this-here-forum-in-which-to-unclog.  It’s the time of year when many of our leases end, some tenants moving off, and properties are turning over so quickly that in many instances I’ve barely put a sign in . . . → Read More: One Emoticonversationalist to Another? Yepperdiddlydoo

Other Such Dictionishary

Were I to compile an Other Such dictionary, under “conundrummery” would be the following definition:

The state of finding The Child, following a thirty-minute anti-nap tirade, fast asleep on her floor, her diaper in one corner of the room, her tiny, cute, diaperless bottom mocking me from another, daring me to . . . → Read More: Other Such Dictionishary